you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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