god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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