nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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