i just wanna soil my oats bro
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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