Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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