i think my mom watched the whole time
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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