Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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