And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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