Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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