As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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