YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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