He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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