you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My breasts were aching with rage.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm bleeding and have questions
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