I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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