OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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