I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
sarcasm needs its own font
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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