did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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