I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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