Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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