Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
