Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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