Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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