that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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