I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
