After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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