I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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