Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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