i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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