Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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