some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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