I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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