it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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