I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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