I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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