Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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