my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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