I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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