she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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