She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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