We won't sleep together?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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