Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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