My brain says no but my pants say off.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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