Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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