I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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