ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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