Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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cat food counts as protein by the way
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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