i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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