I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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