Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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