i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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