It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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