So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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