Do vagina's smell?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Mom said you looked used
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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