Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Let's paint friendship bongs
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
