Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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