So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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