Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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