drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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