she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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