Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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