going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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