Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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