His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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